Saturday, October 27, 2012

America's Next Top Model

I wanna be a high-fashion model,
so fricking bad,
be in pictures with things I'll never have..
Wanna be on the cover of Vogue magazine,
smiling next to Vera and Valentiiiiin-(o)

Here's the thing... I can't model because I'm too short. But that makes no sense. My height (5'4") is the EXACT median height for women... so I represent women as a whole, therefore I am a much better estimation as to what the clothing will look like. Just saying, they should let me be a model. Or at least... get coffee for models... or treat their blisters... sad I know. It's desperation what can I say?

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