"Last Friday Night" Parody

The sad life of a college student at a mormon school with no friends, enjoy.

There's a kitten in my bed, (I wish)
There are equations in my head
homework all over the room
Pink highlighters seal my doom
I smell like dorm room showers
Roommate's passed out for the last hour
All I want is barbeque
Hit a wall, got a bruise
Pictures of last night
Ended up online
Wasn't there
Oh well
I'm a shut-in child
But at least my skin is fair

...Damn.

Last Friday night
Yeah I danced in fuzzy socks
And took too many milk shots
Think I slept but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah I maxed my meal-plan card
Ran into a concrete bar
Made some cookies that were hard

Last Friday night
May have tasted some tree bark
Fantasized about Tony Stark
& Chris Evans; menage a trois?
Last Friday night
Failed a test on judicial law
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again!

So yeah.